
October 29 was Jury Duty Day for me. I took an antihistamine before I left home as a precaution. I dutifully arrived at the courthouse a few minutes shy of 8:00AM and zipped through the metal detector with a small bag I borrowed from Melody containing just my ID, car keys, jury duty paperwork, and a novel (at least, that's all that I thought I had at the time). I remember during my previous stint that camera phones were banned from the courthouse, but this time around everyone had their Blackberries/Tilts/whatever and phones were constantly ringing in the jury assembly room.
The room. It was packed full of people, and it stank. The antihistamine didn't seem to have any affect on my sinuses, and within the first half hour I was no longer able to breathe through my nose. The room reeked of smokers, heavy perfume, and body wash. Ugh.
The check-in staff didn't even finish processing everyone until around 9:20AM. I could have shown up an hour late to the courthouse and nobody would have cared. Once the last person was checked in, we all had to sit through a movie featuring jurors who had such a wonderful experience serving on a jury. Maybe 15 minutes after that, the assembly room staff posted four lists, and we all had to check to see which group we were in. I was in Group C. The staff announced that each judge would eventually call in and give instructions for their particular group. I assumed that this meant there were four cases and four judges for today.
About 9:50AM, the staff announced that one of the judges has called in! The defendant has plead guilty! Group C has been excused!
I was relieved, not because I didn't want to be on a jury, but because Mel had two appointments the next day, plus it was a minimum day at school, and I didn't want to be stuck in a courtroom for two days like the last two times I had jury duty. So it all worked out and I won't have to expect another summons for at least a year.
Oh yeah, about that bag I took with me... After I returned home and emptied it out, I noticed that the side pocket had a hole in the bottom. I found several items underneath the bag lining including lip gloss and a swiss army knife. Great job you're doing there, courthouse security. I'm glad I've never taken that bag to the airport. I fear what TSA would do to me.

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